You know when you’re a little kid and your parents tell you not to touch the stove because it’s hot, so you touch it anyways…And you burn yourself. Then you do it again. And burn yourself…AGAIN…Yeah…that’s like me and dating, except I’m 29 and I keep touching the hot stove (guys) and getting burned, and most of the time they’re not even that hot (good looking). That was a pun. I think.
So I decided why not share my misery with the world. I mean…I am literally a walking dating disaster. Don’t worry though, it’s not all gloom and doom. For every story I have about some douchebag ripping out my heart, stomping on it, then flushing it down the toilet like a dead goldfish, I have ten other dating stories so awkwardly hilarious that even your MeeMaw would pee her pants with laughter. That plus the fact that she’s ancient as balls and has lost control of her bladder. Either way.
I know what you’re thinking. What is MeeMaw? Don’t worry about it. Just enjoy the stories. Oh and if you’re a guy reading this blog…Don’t date me. Ever. Trust me.
xoxo Katie : )
Edit: It should be noted that for the most part these stories are in no particular order, and all material on this site is copyrighted.
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